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[edit] Monday, February 04, 2008
I start this journal- a word which here means "blog" or "diary"- today just to show how I research the Baudelaire case (and to solve some very difficult problems mostly set by Lemony Snicket).
For awhile I have been searching for something about a second Lemony Snicket movie. I have searched and searched and nothing had popped up- a phrase which here means "I had found nothing"- until yesterday when I was searching at the Anxious Clown (a very nasty restaurant). I came across a scrap of paper taped under a chair. It had the following message printed from unfortunateevents.com:
Are you going to make another movie? By Mary
This information is known to only a handful of people, all of whom are currently bound and gagged and locked in a cupboard. However, should it be of any use at all, I can tell you that one of them is known as Lethal Verity Sky.
It seems to me that there is an anagram in the message somewhere, but if I place it where everyone can see, someone villainous might use the information in the wrong way. Let me know what you think at my Talk Page.
With all due respect,
--Asoue 02:48, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Tuesday, February 05, 2008
After my experience yesterday at the Anxious Clown and many other events before it, I have been concerned about the mysterious Beatrice. I actually believe there are two Beatrices, all of whom have the same last name. I also suspect that at least one is dead.
Today I talked to a certain librarian an got something important about Beatrice. The librarian, who worked at Prufrock Prep, was an old man with neatly trimmed gray hair and a mustache that turned up at the ends. He was dressed as if everything he wore-a flowered shirt, striped tie, tweed coat, and plaid socks-had come from different stores or from a rummage sale, except that the crease in his trousers was sharp and his shoes were shined.
As soon as I began to sing the coded song, the old man, whose back was very straight, saluted me as if I were a soldier and said, "Well, young lady, have you been good to your mother?" a phrase which here means "I have a message for you". I gave the coded reply-"The question is, has she been good to me?"-and received a small packet of material entitled The Beatrice Letters in return.
He also recited a certain couplet written by a certain triplet:
Opening page three, it's about Beatrice, you see
I then scurried to my mansion-made of green wood from certain lumbermill in Paltryville, and I think might burn down at any minute-and locked all my doors and began to write: After my experience yesterday at the Anxious Clown and many other events before it, I have been concerned about the... And that is where I am now, and I need a bit of help. If you have any information about Beatrice, her letters, and the mysterious couplet I heard today, please leave me a message on my Talk Page. And I still need some help with the last journal. The World is Quiet Here.
With all due respect,
--Asoue 02:22, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
P.S. Someone once told me that some couplets are about certain dedication pages. That person is an associate of someone named after a sour fruit.
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