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  • Isadora Quagmire

    All members of this unfortunate wiki would surely agree that the fancy yellow door that led us to believe the Baudelaire parents were still alive rings a warning bell.  The question is what material would the elegant door require?  In search of feasable answers, we must press on.  

    Made of lucky smells lumbermill wood?  Perhaps.  Without a doubt some of the grand houses belonging to the families were made of wood from that mill, explained Snicket, and were flammable.  But whatever burns like that is most likely a mystery anyway.  Leave quickly, begs the author of this dull report, and don't ring the bells of any doors, yellow or not, for obvious reasons.

    I. Quagmire

    "The World Is Quiet Here"


    P.S. The author does not promise that the awkward ph…


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  • Quigley Quagmire

    jrsNVIOBFU

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  • Esme Squalor

    Esme News

    March 14, 2017 by Esme Squalor

    Hi all! I'm thrilled to join this smashing website, and I'm using this blog to post about the television series of ASOUE! 😘Esme


    3/14/17...... So I heard about the renewal for the ASOUE Netflix series! Bring on the second season!

    😘Esme

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  • PepsiForLife

    The Carnivorous Carnival

    February 28, 2017 by PepsiForLife

    I like to say that the Carnivorous Carnival is a great book and is now my Favorite! Im doing it for my school Book Report, that is how much I like it!

    To: Lemony Snicket 

    Thanks for Everything!!!!!!!

    Love,Caleb/PepsiForLife

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  • The Unanimous Poster

    Shower thoughts

    February 21, 2017 by The Unanimous Poster

    I am sure all are aware of the weather on the first day.  Dreary and downcast. Cold and Cloudy. There are numerous ways to explain that day....

    Depressing...

    The fire that took away Violit, Klaus, and Sunny's parents and home was started by Coant Olaf. He took the power of the sun and magnified it. Much like a laser.

    The Power of the sun...


    If That day was dreary and downcast, How did Count Olaf manage to harness enough sun to burn down a house? He couldn't, unless he managed another way, to start the fire. but still, that still discredits a LOT of what limony snicket has told you. 


    Think about it.

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  • Pete Viperfang

    Hey there. So I have this theory: After rewatching the Tv series for the third time, I noticed something peculiar. In the second part of The Miserable Mill, we see the Quagmires die. Did you see, who set their house on fire? I can't be only one, who though of this. Did you see the clothing, that person wore? A large coat with giant feathers, that, although was unpractical, was deffinetly ,,in".

    *wink, wink*

    Thats right! It was her! It must have been!!

    Esmé!

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  • DailyPunctilio
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    '''''}} ]]}} On Friday the 13th, a series of unfortunate events began
    with a horrible fire that destroyed the Baudelaire Mansion.

    Neither the official fire department nor the volunteer fire department arrived in time
    to keep the home of Mr. and Mrs. Bertrand Baudelaire from burning to ashes.

    The Baudelaire family was well-respected in the community. The Mayor calls it a
    "tragedy" that they're gone.

    The couple had three children, Veronica, Klyde and baby Susie. They have nothing
    but good times ahead, I assure you, as their parents left behind an enormous fortune.

    Since their parents are dead and they're orphans now, the Baudelaires will taken in by
    the well-respected banker Arthur Poe, my dear husband (not brother, no no, dear me),
    who is so gen…










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  • Rocket Engineer

    The Daily Punctilio

    January 12, 2017 by Rocket Engineer


    As a miserable new year starts, news of the most dreadful kind has reached the Punctilio's researchers, the sort which rings several alarms. "A Series of Unfortunate Events" will be released. This ends a long wait, despite the rampant foolishness of watching such endless misery. Netflix is releasing it on Friday the 13th, and it will start off with 8 episodes. The Punctilio team recommends taking a long walk or listening to ringing church bells instead of watching such potent misery.  

    ~Rocket Engineer, substitute editor of The Daily Punctilio 

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  • Percyrules46

    Have they  ever told you  once that your  a embarrassment ? My mom sure did. It frustrates me more when she says that I'm  weak and defenseless    when I'm  not . She says  that she understand  me, but she doesn't .  She never fought  for  her friends  and  I  had . I'm  always  different .  I'm  sure  I'm  not  her daughter .  I look  nothing  like  her,my personality  is different  and unique .  She wants  to  break down all individuality . She is the  worst.

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  • Stuff456

    Debut Post

    September 12, 2016 by Stuff456

    Well, just as the title says, this is my first post! 

    Simply put, I'm a high school student who spends way too much time on the Web. My interests change a lot depending on my mood and mentality. The reason I started editing this Wiki was because of my nostalgia for the series. I'd love to reread it sometime. :)

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  • Isaac Anwhistle

    I got a haircut yesterday.

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  • 6905mm

    Let me Give you a quote from A Seris of Unfourtunate Events (the History Of the island) "beatrice is hiding a small amount [of horseradish(or other substance cabable of dilluting the muesoid mycellium ie. wasabi) in a vess-"  it is reasaanable to assume that this last word is a vessel for disaccarides (spelt wrong) which is also a V.F.D name for the sugar bowl, meaning that it is possible that there is a apple-horseradish hybrid fruit in the sugar Bowl! both sides want it because if they take the seed and plant them, that side of the schiscim would be immune the the most powerful wepon and one of the biggist plot points in a seris of unourthunate events, THE MUESIOD MYCELLIUM!!!

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  • 6905mm

    I Didnt Realize This Was A Sad 

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  • Percyrules46

    1. everyone hates me and thinks im a freak.

    2. everyones a jerk,even if you help them

    3, when you call them jerk, everyone gets over sensitive.

    4. the adults don't care and they are stupid

    5. it is anightmare.

    6. you cry in your sleep everynight.

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  • Sovereignchild

    Here, where the world is quiet;

    Here, where all trouble seems

    Dead winds' and spent waves' riot

    In doubtful dreams of dreams;

    I watch the green field growing

    For reaping folk and sowing,

    For harvest-time and mowing,

    A sleepy world of streams.



    I am tired of tears and laughter,

    And men that laugh and weep;

    Of what may come hereafter

    For men that sow to reap:

    I am weary of days and hours,

    Blown buds of barren flowers,

    Desires and dreams and powers

    And everything but sleep.



    Here life has death for neighbour,

    And far from eye or ear

    Wan waves and wet winds labour,

    Weak ships and spirits steer;

    They drive adrift, and whither

    They wot not who make thither;

    But no such winds blow hither,

    And no such things grow here.



    No growth of moor or coppice,

    No heather-flower or vine…







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  • Saga essenstein

    The world is quiet here.

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  • Saga essenstein

    Say What?

    February 7, 2016 by Saga essenstein

    I was so surprised when Quigley Quagmire came back! I finished The Vile Village knowing that we would never hear from Isadora or Duncan again! But now...BOTH?!?!? And their supposedly dead brother too? I guess now they are triplets, for real.

    P. S. Isadora Duncan was a dancer. Do you think this is on purpose? I don't.

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  • Sockbadger24601

    Does anyone else feel like Larry the waiter sometimes? When on other social media websites I sometimes find instances when certain people remind me of volunteers. But when I give one of our coded phrases, no one seems to know what to respond. Is anyone else having this problem? Or am I just unusually secluded?

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  • Jasandréa13

    For Esmé-

    November 24, 2015 by Jasandréa13

    For Ms. Esmé-



    A letter from Jasandréa M. from Camella Village

    • Camella village does NOT take in orphans.

    Dearest Ms. Esmé,

    Pleasant day isn 't it, Ms. Esmé?'I do hope you're having a "smashing " day and is feeling well today. This letter is from me, Jasandréa M., from Camella village (who does not take in orphans) and I would like to take a couple minutes of your time, if I may?

    Very well then, first of all I would like to say "Thank you." Thank you because you are one of the reason why I am a fabulous person and the reason why I am happy. Ms. Esmé, I'd like to point our that you are indeed gorgeous. Even if you are labeled as 'evil' , it couldn 't hide the fact that you are drop-dead gorgeous. You are one of the most interesing and mysterious p…



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  • VioletBaudelaire2

    hi

    October 15, 2015 by VioletBaudelaire2
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  • VioletBaudelaire2

    Im so special

    October 13, 2015 by VioletBaudelaire2

    Im special today!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Wizard-clasher!

    Count Olaf went to 667 Dark Ave and went to the elevator and down the shaft. Then he went through the tunnel and up the trapdoor. Then he lit fire to the mansion on fire and escaped.

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  • Rocket Engineer


    This month is very special, as on the 29th of September, the fourth and final book of "All the Wrong Questions" is being released! "Why is This Night Different From All Other Nights" can be bought at any bookstore/website that decides to stock it, so the Daily Punctilio recommends finding one that will do so. 

    This is a one time edition meant to get out the urgent news, so please do not expect more.

    ~Rocket Engineer, temporary editor of the Daily Punctilio

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  • Jasmerry

    Admin Inactivity

    August 23, 2015 by Jasmerry

    This blog post is to say that this wiki needs admins that actually update things. none of the current admins have been very active in the last year, and the main page hasn't been updated in two years. 

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  • ThePK
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  • HarryLewis123

    law

    April 2, 2015 by HarryLewis123

    LAW is good

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  • HarryLewis123

    qwerty keyboard

    April 2, 2015 by HarryLewis123

    buy one NOW

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  • HarryLewis123

    abc

    April 2, 2015 by HarryLewis123

    Learn your abcs

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  • HarryLewis123

    quinn

    April 2, 2015 by HarryLewis123

    quinn

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  • HarryLewis123

    10th place

    April 1, 2015 by HarryLewis123

    I am now 10th place

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  • HarryLewis123

    Hello

    April 1, 2015 by HarryLewis123

    Hello

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  • Hookfangirl123

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  • SunnyChabo

    Nothing New?

    January 4, 2015 by SunnyChabo

    Nothing New... At All?

    So I've been away for a while, haven't been able to check here. I know Snicket has had a new book for All The Wrong Questions come out, and I even had time to read it. I thought it was great, but that's not the point of this post.

    So the main page of this fansite for our beloved Mr. Snicket has evidently not posted about this new book. Not only that, but anything Snicket has been doing... His giveaways, video chats, even his brand new books from his brand new series. Why? That's what I'd like to know.

    It was a little over half a year ago, I contacted the admins for the site and requested them to do possible updates on some of the events that had been happening with Snicket, and his upcoming books. Nothing. They updated th…

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  • Rhonica D Enniss

    New Book By LS!

    December 27, 2014 by Rhonica D Enniss

    Read the new all the wrong questions book, shouldn't you be in school? Be sure to let you laugh and maybe hang on to you seat in desperate anxiety!


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  • Asnow89

    Lemony Snicket Party Menu

    November 12, 2014 by Asnow89

    It was JUST announced that Netflix will adapt Lemony Snicket's book series into a T.V. series. We. can. not. wait. In the mean time, what else is there to do besides reread the series and cook up a Lemony Snicket inspired menu for you and your friends? Enjoy!


    Horseradish is a spicy substance that is a cure to Medusoid Mycelium. Make this Shrimp Cocktail, which comes with a tangy horseradish sauce. It's especially good for curing hunger!


    On occasion, when Beatrice Baudelaire ran out of time to make a proper meal, she would throw together a black bean and mango salad. Serve this to your friends in honor of Beatrice!


    Your menu has to have something lemony in honor of the author, Lemony Snicket. Bake these lemony lemon bars for your friends!


    Jerome …





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  • Asnow89

    A Series of Unfortunate Events was turned into a film in 2004...and now, it will become a T.V. Series! Netflix just announced that they will adapt the series.

    Stay tuned for more official release news!

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  • John Lee Gamma Guild Team Vi Hart

    How do you request to be an admin and where?

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  • John Lee Gamma Guild Team Vi Hart

    Hello, everyone! I would like to introduce myself! Nice to meet you all. Since I'm new, I don't know the stuff going on. Please reply under! : )

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  • LoveTheBookWorm

    Im doing a summary for my internet radio show Blab ABout Books! Tune in Mon-Fri 9-10 OR 4-5 ONLY ON blabonair.com If you hear it here you know it's real!

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  • .:Poppydapple:

    HI

    June 25, 2014 by .:Poppydapple:
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  • SunnyChabo

    Wake Up

    June 4, 2014 by SunnyChabo


    It is time to wake up. The reality you see is the reality you create.
    Do not let it fool you.

    You are the universe.
    You are beautiful.
    You are everlasting love and life.

    All too often one forgets the beauty the world has in store.
    Explore it.
    Protect it.
    Love it.

    Wake up.
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  • Ilovelemonysnicket

    ==

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  • Chariscool

    hi

    April 10, 2014 by Chariscool
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  • Goldenproductions

    Hi guys!

    October 1, 2013 by Goldenproductions

    Hey everyone! I joined the wiki!i am a huge fan of lemony snicket!

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  • Very Fasinating Delivery

    Dear Reader

    September 16, 2013 by Very Fasinating Delivery

    It has come to my attention that grase danger has befallen a recent party I have interviewed, have bedallen them. For more information on my sicovery follow my blog, or be smart and keep yourself away from my discoveries. As my gret-great-grandmother would  say, "I didnot realize this would be a sad occassion,"

    sincerly, V.F.D

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  • Grod of words

    Questions Unanswered

    August 13, 2013 by Grod of words

    When interviewed by a party whose name I forgot, Daniel Handler said he was ready to give up on the baudelaires, but would keep snicket alive. Pesonally, I found two sad truths about this:

    • The umpteen questions we have unanswered might stay unanswered
    • The books will probably not go into lemony snicket's adulthood, when all the interesting stuff happens

    The way I see he could get away with it all is write a novel as a commonplace book by a guy who knows all the answers for sure, but that probably won't happen.

    Got the answer to a mystery or some Very Favourful Data? 

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  • Sillynweird

    vounlenteer

    August 13, 2013 by Sillynweird

    is anyone a voulenteer>??

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  • Csea123

    Great white sharks

    August 9, 2013 by Csea123

    great whte sharks are dangerous and firousous as MOST people say. In reality the chances are youl be dead from a vending machine then a great white shark. great whites are usually 20 feet long and 5000lbs. Any questions about these sharks please comment or messages me!!

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  • Mr.Brix

    Huh???

    May 27, 2013 by Mr.Brix

    Hey Mr.Brix here, I was just looking around Olaf's page and I noticed the first 12 SOUE books have Olafs tatto being just an eye but in the 13th book he has the V.F.D eye on his ankle. Anyone able to explain???

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  • Mr.Brix

    I was thinking about it and The Joker and Count Olaf are very similar. Same with Esme Squalor and Harley Quinn.

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