All members of this unfortunate wiki would surely agree that the fancy yellow door that led us to believe the Baudelaire parents were still alive rings a warning bell. The question is what material would the elegant door require? In search of feasable answers, we must press on.
Made of lucky smells lumbermill wood? Perhaps. Without a doubt some of the grand houses belonging to the families were made of wood from that mill, explained Snicket, and were flammable. But whatever burns like that is most likely a mystery anyway. Leave quickly, begs the author of this dull report, and don't ring the bells of any doors, yellow or not, for obvious reasons.
"The World Is Quiet Here"
P.S. The author does not promise that the awkward ph…
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Hi all! I'm thrilled to join this smashing website, and I'm using this blog to post about the television series of ASOUE! 😘Esme
3/14/17...... So I heard about the renewal for the ASOUE Netflix series! Bring on the second season!
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I like to say that the Carnivorous Carnival is a great book and is now my Favorite! Im doing it for my school Book Report, that is how much I like it!
To: Lemony Snicket
Thanks for Everything!!!!!!!
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I am sure all are aware of the weather on the first day. Dreary and downcast. Cold and Cloudy. There are numerous ways to explain that day....
The fire that took away Violit, Klaus, and Sunny's parents and home was started by Coant Olaf. He took the power of the sun and magnified it. Much like a laser.
The Power of the sun...
If That day was dreary and downcast, How did Count Olaf manage to harness enough sun to burn down a house? He couldn't, unless he managed another way, to start the fire. but still, that still discredits a LOT of what limony snicket has told you.
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Hey there. So I have this theory: After rewatching the Tv series for the third time, I noticed something peculiar. In the second part of The Miserable Mill, we see the Quagmires die. Did you see, who set their house on fire? I can't be only one, who though of this. Did you see the clothing, that person wore? A large coat with giant feathers, that, although was unpractical, was deffinetly ,,in".*wink, wink*
Thats right! It was her! It must have been!!
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'''''}} ]]}} On Friday the 13th, a series of unfortunate events began
with a horrible fire that destroyed the Baudelaire Mansion.
Neither the official fire department nor the volunteer fire department arrived in time
to keep the home of Mr. and Mrs. Bertrand Baudelaire from burning to ashes.
The Baudelaire family was well-respected in the community. The Mayor calls it a
"tragedy" that they're gone.
The couple had three children, Veronica, Klyde and baby Susie. They have nothing
but good times ahead, I assure you, as their parents left behind an enormous fortune.
Since their parents are dead and they're orphans now, the Baudelaires will taken in by
the well-respected banker Arthur Poe, my dear husband (not brother, no no, dear me),
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As a miserable new year starts, news of the most dreadful kind has reached the Punctilio's researchers, the sort which rings several alarms. "A Series of Unfortunate Events" will be released. This ends a long wait, despite the rampant foolishness of watching such endless misery. Netflix is releasing it on Friday the 13th, and it will start off with 8 episodes. The Punctilio team recommends taking a long walk or listening to ringing church bells instead of watching such potent misery.
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Have they ever told you once that your a embarrassment ? My mom sure did. It frustrates me more when she says that I'm weak and defenseless when I'm not . She says that she understand me, but she doesn't . She never fought for her friends and I had . I'm always different . I'm sure I'm not her daughter . I look nothing like her,my personality is different and unique . She wants to break down all individuality . She is the worst.Read more >
Well, just as the title says, this is my first post!
Simply put, I'm a high school student who spends way too much time on the Web. My interests change a lot depending on my mood and mentality. The reason I started editing this Wiki was because of my nostalgia for the series. I'd love to reread it sometime. :)Read more >
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Let me Give you a quote from A Seris of Unfourtunate Events (the History Of the island) "beatrice is hiding a small amount [of horseradish(or other substance cabable of dilluting the muesoid mycellium ie. wasabi) in a vess-" it is reasaanable to assume that this last word is a vessel for disaccarides (spelt wrong) which is also a V.F.D name for the sugar bowl, meaning that it is possible that there is a apple-horseradish hybrid fruit in the sugar Bowl! both sides want it because if they take the seed and plant them, that side of the schiscim would be immune the the most powerful wepon and one of the biggist plot points in a seris of unourthunate events, THE MUESIOD MYCELLIUM!!!Read more >
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1. everyone hates me and thinks im a freak.
2. everyones a jerk,even if you help them
3, when you call them jerk, everyone gets over sensitive.
4. the adults don't care and they are stupid
5. it is anightmare.
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Here, where the world is quiet;
Here, where all trouble seems
Dead winds' and spent waves' riot
In doubtful dreams of dreams;
I watch the green field growing
For reaping folk and sowing,
For harvest-time and mowing,
A sleepy world of streams.
I am tired of tears and laughter,
And men that laugh and weep;
Of what may come hereafter
For men that sow to reap:
I am weary of days and hours,
Blown buds of barren flowers,
Desires and dreams and powers
And everything but sleep.
Here life has death for neighbour,
And far from eye or ear
Wan waves and wet winds labour,
Weak ships and spirits steer;
They drive adrift, and whither
They wot not who make thither;
But no such winds blow hither,
And no such things grow here.
No growth of moor or coppice,
No heather-flower or vine…
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I was so surprised when Quigley Quagmire came back! I finished The Vile Village knowing that we would never hear from Isadora or Duncan again! But now...BOTH?!?!? And their supposedly dead brother too? I guess now they are triplets, for real.
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Does anyone else feel like Larry the waiter sometimes? When on other social media websites I sometimes find instances when certain people remind me of volunteers. But when I give one of our coded phrases, no one seems to know what to respond. Is anyone else having this problem? Or am I just unusually secluded?Read more >
For Ms. Esmé-
A letter from Jasandréa M. from Camella Village
- Camella village does NOT take in orphans.
Dearest Ms. Esmé,Pleasant day isn 't it, Ms. Esmé?'I do hope you're having a "smashing " day and is feeling well today. This letter is from me, Jasandréa M., from Camella village (who does not take in orphans) and I would like to take a couple minutes of your time, if I may?
Very well then, first of all I would like to say "Thank you." Thank you because you are one of the reason why I am a fabulous person and the reason why I am happy. Ms. Esmé, I'd like to point our that you are indeed gorgeous. Even if you are labeled as 'evil' , it couldn 't hide the fact that you are drop-dead gorgeous. You are one of the most interesing and mysterious p…
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Count Olaf went to 667 Dark Ave and went to the elevator and down the shaft. Then he went through the tunnel and up the trapdoor. Then he lit fire to the mansion on fire and escaped.Read more >
This month is very special, as on the 29th of September, the fourth and final book of "All the Wrong Questions" is being released! "Why is This Night Different From All Other Nights" can be bought at any bookstore/website that decides to stock it, so the Daily Punctilio recommends finding one that will do so.
This is a one time edition meant to get out the urgent news, so please do not expect more.
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This blog post is to say that this wiki needs admins that actually update things. none of the current admins have been very active in the last year, and the main page hasn't been updated in two years.Read more >
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Nothing New... At All?
So I've been away for a while, haven't been able to check here. I know Snicket has had a new book for All The Wrong Questions come out, and I even had time to read it. I thought it was great, but that's not the point of this post.
So the main page of this fansite for our beloved Mr. Snicket has evidently not posted about this new book. Not only that, but anything Snicket has been doing... His giveaways, video chats, even his brand new books from his brand new series. Why? That's what I'd like to know.
It was a little over half a year ago, I contacted the admins for the site and requested them to do possible updates on some of the events that had been happening with Snicket, and his upcoming books. Nothing. They updated th…Read more >
Read the new all the wrong questions book, shouldn't you be in school? Be sure to let you laugh and maybe hang on to you seat in desperate anxiety!
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It was JUST announced that Netflix will adapt Lemony Snicket's book series into a T.V. series. We. can. not. wait. In the mean time, what else is there to do besides reread the series and cook up a Lemony Snicket inspired menu for you and your friends? Enjoy!
Horseradish is a spicy substance that is a cure to Medusoid Mycelium. Make this Shrimp Cocktail, which comes with a tangy horseradish sauce. It's especially good for curing hunger!
On occasion, when Beatrice Baudelaire ran out of time to make a proper meal, she would throw together a black bean and mango salad. Serve this to your friends in honor of Beatrice!
Your menu has to have something lemony in honor of the author, Lemony Snicket. Bake these lemony lemon bars for your friends!
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A Series of Unfortunate Events was turned into a film in 2004...and now, it will become a T.V. Series! Netflix just announced that they will adapt the series.
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Hello, everyone! I would like to introduce myself! Nice to meet you all. Since I'm new, I don't know the stuff going on. Please reply under! : )Read more >
Im doing a summary for my internet radio show Blab ABout Books! Tune in Mon-Fri 9-10 OR 4-5 ONLY ON blabonair.com If you hear it here you know it's real!Read more >
It is time to wake up. The reality you see is the reality you create.
Do not let it fool you.
You are the universe.
You are beautiful.
You are everlasting love and life.
All too often one forgets the beauty the world has in store.
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It has come to my attention that grase danger has befallen a recent party I have interviewed, have bedallen them. For more information on my sicovery follow my blog, or be smart and keep yourself away from my discoveries. As my gret-great-grandmother would say, "I didnot realize this would be a sad occassion,"
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When interviewed by a party whose name I forgot, Daniel Handler said he was ready to give up on the baudelaires, but would keep snicket alive. Pesonally, I found two sad truths about this:
- The umpteen questions we have unanswered might stay unanswered
- The books will probably not go into lemony snicket's adulthood, when all the interesting stuff happens
The way I see he could get away with it all is write a novel as a commonplace book by a guy who knows all the answers for sure, but that probably won't happen.
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great whte sharks are dangerous and firousous as MOST people say. In reality the chances are youl be dead from a vending machine then a great white shark. great whites are usually 20 feet long and 5000lbs. Any questions about these sharks please comment or messages me!!Read more >
Hey Mr.Brix here, I was just looking around Olaf's page and I noticed the first 12 SOUE books have Olafs tatto being just an eye but in the 13th book he has the V.F.D eye on his ankle. Anyone able to explain???Read more >
I was thinking about it and The Joker and Count Olaf are very similar. Same with Esme Squalor and Harley Quinn.Read more >