The Café Salmonella is a seafood diner, serving only salmon-based dishes. It is located in the Fish District, near 667 Dark Avenue. Known dishes are salmon ice cream, salmon pie and salmon ravioli. Instead of ice served in drinks, frozen chunks of salmon are used. The interior is decorated with salmon pictures. The restaurant captured the V.F.D. salmon from the Voluntary Fish Domestication program and that many of their waiters were traitors to V.F.D. All of the waiters wear salmon costumes.
In The Ersatz Elevator, Esmé Squalor tells the children it is very in because it serves salmon. Esmé tells the Baudelaires that they, apparently, do not let you in if you are not wearing pin stripe suits, at the time The Ersatz Elevator takes place. Jerome Squalor despises the restaurant, as he tells the Baudelaires during their meal.
- The Ersatz Elevator
- The Grim Grotto (Mentioned only)
- Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (Mentioned only)