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There are people who spend hours sorting out the mysteries of all things Snicket, on the web discussion site 667 Dark Avenue (named for the apartment building in 'The Ersatz Elevator').
 
— Chicago Tribune, October 26, 2012

667 Dark Avenue is a forum community of Lemony Snicket lovers who spend their time trying to solve Snicket's mysteries, located here.

The forum was founded on June 22, 2002 by Tragedy and currently has a total of 8,059 members.[1] 667 Dark Avenue celebrated its 20 year anniversary on June 22nd, 2022.

Website history[]

Main article: 667 Dark Avenue: Noble Enough - Event Timeline

to be added

Important threads[]

Notices (Announcements)[]

View Today's Birthdays

  • Due to the increase in large signatures, the 667 staff have come to a decision to impose new signature size rules. The new size limit for signatures is 9cm's in height and 19cm's in length (See here or click link in important threads section above). This rule has been in action since Febuary 6th, 2012.

Member profiles[]

Each member has their own profile which is used to identify them on the website. A member profile records various statistics such as rank, posts, join date, location, e-mail and gender (although personal information can be hidden for privacy if needed.)

Usernames and Display names[]

Each member must have a unique username to sign in to the forum with, allowing them to comment on threads and message other members. A member chooses their user name when registering for a profile on the forum. This acts as an online identity for the member without having to give out personal information, such as a real name, on the internet. If a member wishes, they can change their 'Display Name' to what ever they desire (If inappropriate a moderator can change it). If you change your display name however, that does not mean your user name will be any different. You will still have to log in with your user name, not your display name.

Proboards Avatar

Fig. 1

Avatars[]

An avatar is a picture used to help identify a member on the forum, although you do not need to add one if you do not wish to. An avatar is displayed next to the member's user name and rank on there profile page and also appears next to anything you post on the forum. A member can use a number of things as their avatar to show off their personality. There are three types of Avatars you can have. You can choose from a variety of default avatars that are already on 667, or you can upload any image you desire. To do this you must go into the 'Avatar' section while editing your profile and click on the text on the right that says 'Upload or Link your own avatar image'. You can upload an image from your file by clicking the 'Select Image' button or copy the image you want's URL and paste it in the box labelled 'Link Image'. Also try and get an image that is already square so that it fits into the avaliable space making te image bigger and easilier to see. The third option is to create your own personalised avatar which you can customise at any desired interval. If you have uploaded an image and created a personalised avatar, you can make them overlap (See Fig. 1) and make this as your avatar.

Signatures[]

A signature is one of the numerous ways members can express themselves at 667 Dark Avenue. It is important that a member uses their signature to show something about themselves that makes them unique. For example, they may use a poem to express their creativity or a banner to show their drawing or internet related skills. A member may simply put a quote that they find interesting, a link to their webpage, or just some information about themselves. It is compulsory that if a member uses anything created by someone other than themselves that they get permission from said person. A member's signature is displayed below each post that the they make. If a member wins Member of the Month/Year or they win a Darkies Award then they will recieve a banner made by another member for the person who won to put in there signature.

Ranking System[]

Below each member's name there is an alliterated title with an accompanying row of stars. This is the rank of the member, which reflects the amount of posts made. Once a member makes a certain number of posts their title and their row of stars, automatically change. When a user reaches 6670 posts, an admin or a moderator will create a custom title (Of the members choice) for them. Below is a list of the ranks and the number of posts needed before their title can change.

  • Nasty Newcomer, 0-9 posts 
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Rank One on 667

  • Reptile Researcher, 10-49 posts
  • Catastrophic Captain, 50-99 posts
  • Formidable Foreman, 100-199 posts
  • Pessimistic Professor, 200-299 posts
  • Devious Doorman, 300-399 posts
    Rank 13

    To be Definitely Doomed is to be a true volunteer

  • Vindictive Villager, 400-499 posts
  • Splenetic Surgeon, 500-999 posts
  • False Fortune-Teller, 1,000-1,999 posts
  • Xenial Xylophone, 2,000-2,999 posts
  • Miserable Mariner, 3,000-3,999 posts
  • Corrupt Concierge, 4,000-4,999 posts
  • Definitely Doomed, 5,000-6,669 posts
  • Custom Title, 6670+

The Boards[]

The Antagonistic Affairs[]

       Alarming Annoucements,[]

Annoucements, Warnings, Contests, etc.

       Foreboding Feedback[]

Suggestions, Complaints and Questions.

       Gruesome Greetings[]

New Members can introduce themselves here, and old members can bade us farewell.

       Dante Rubens Memorial Awards 2021[]

The Ravaged Resources[]

       Dastardly Documents[]

A vault of valuable Lemony Snicket-related articles and reports. Read only.

       Conflicting Conjectures[]

A compilation of theories and analyses as archived by their creators. To submit a theory, PM the moderator.

       Lemony Links[]

Please visit our appalling affiliates.

The Burdensome Books[]

      Wretchedly Wrong Questions[]

Anxiously analyse All The Wrong Questions, Lemony Snicket's prequel series to A Series of Unfortunate Events.

      Sardonic Series[]

Discuss anything dealing with A Series of Unfortunate Events. Post theories and ideas.

The Trouble Begins

The Situation Worsens

The Dilemma Deepens

The Gloom Looms

The End

Anguised Appendices

      Cheerless Characters[]

Dedicated to all the character from ASoUE, from Count Olaf's theater troupe to the Baudelaires.

      Perilous Places[]

Exchange information on any location in the Series.

      Weary Writer[]

Come here to discuss Lemony Snicket, Daniel Handler or any other laughing God involved in the Series.

The Malignant Merchandise[]

      Putrid Products[]

Discuss items such as the ASoUE calender(s), the magic 8-ball and e-bay autions for ASoUE merchandise

      Miserable Movie[]

Dediated to the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' movie, movie items and movie news

      Wistful Web[]

Links to websites, wallpaper/screensavers and online games. ASoUE related sites only.

The Forsaken Fan-Work[]

      Aggravating Art[]

Post your ASoUE pictures and sketches here. Also, this is the best place for Helquist/Seth-worshipping.

      Fearsom Fiction[]

Post your prized stories or Snicket fan-fictions here

      Relentless RPGS[]

Form in-site fan clubs and create ASoUE Role Playing Games here.

The Objectionable Others[]

      Menacing Miscellaneous[]

Discuss Non-ASoUE topics. Chat, get to know each other, and discuss random things. (Double posting allowed)

Disturbing Discussion

This is a section for serious discussion such as politics.

      Leering Literature[]

General book-talk, including sub-sections for Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.

Horrible Harry Potter                                                                                                                                General discussion of Harry Potter. 

Lousy Lord of the Rings                                                                                                                              Board for discussion of the series by J.R.R. Tolkien.

      Our Wicked World[]

Discuss television, movies, video games, sports, music etc. 

      Chaotic Creativity[]

Post your artwork, writings, poems and so on that are unrelated to ASoUE.

      Ghastly Games[]

Post your trivia games, roleplay games, word games, personality games, chain games and game shows here.

The Ruefully Restricted[]

      Misinformed Moderation[]

For Admin and Mod discussion only. No access to the general public.

      Awfully Ancient Archives[]

This is where old topics are moved to.

Staff Members (Moderators)[]

Antenora[]
Anka[]
Bee[]
Dante[]
gothicarchiesfan[]
Hermes[]
Sherry Ann[]
Mr. Jeh Ann[]


Newest Member[]

~winterbreezekirb


Most users online: 322 (15 January 2017 at 12:21am)

Member of the Year[]

2012[]

"Congratulations, Dante! You're an enormous asset to the forum, and I hope we can enjoy your company for years to come.

Congratulations also to the runner-up, Linda. We're quite lucky to have you both."

~Sherry Ann (Moderator)

Member of the Month[]

April 2013[]

"This month's member of the month is Ernist. Let's congratulate for him outstanding contributions to 667!

The Member of the Month is chosen on the basis of courtesy, achievement, friendliness, activity, uniqueness, ingenuity and much more. They are nominated and voted apon by some of the board moderators.

Congratulations!"

~Songbird(Moderator)

2013 Darkies Awards[]

Moderator: Anka Anwhistle


These are the nominations and winners for all the Darkies catergories.

Best Thread

Voting finished, see here


And the Winner is INCOMING FILE FROM MR. SNICKET STOP. by Dante! Congratulations!

Presented by Bee. Click here to see the speech.

The Newspapers[]

The 667er (Revived), Edition III[]

The 667er (Revived), Edition IV[]

By Charlie Snicket

The Daily Punctilio, First Issue[]

The Daily Punctilio, Spring 2013 (Coming Soon)[]

By MisterM

Sources[]

  1. As of 11:20 GMT - 02/04/2017
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