"I shall raise these orphans as if they were actually wanted."
The humble abode.
"The tower... which you are never to enter... under any circumstances."
Count Olaf with his theater troupe.
Count Olaf in his house.
Count Olaf in his house.
Olaf's good side.
Such a diva.
Where's the roast beef?
Olaf slaps Klaus.
Sunglasses.
"You are so deceased!"
Faking sadness.
Count Olaf as Stephano.
Harbinger.
He's as crooked as his mustache.
Stephano.
At the lake.
At the lake.
Count Olaf at The Marvelous Marriage.
The Marvelous Marriage.
The Marvelous Marriage.
The Marvelous Marriage.
Olaf escaping (alternate ending)
Jim Carrey transforming into Count Olaf.
Olaf screaming.
As Captain Sham.
Video game[]
Count Olaf in the video game.
Count Olaf's model.
Count Olaf's wedding model.
TV series[]
Promotional[]
Olaf's Netflix icon.
Looking menacing.
Olaf using a spyglass.
Olaf smiling in the season 2 teaser.
Animated[]
Olaf watching from above.
"Which one is Violet?"
Olaf confusing Violet's name.
Olaf murders Josephine Anwhistle.
"Because it's fun!"
with esme.
Count Olaf having his lions eat Olivia Caliban.
"Remarkable woman."
"No kidding."
“I knew that. I was testing you.”
"Do you know what this is?" "It looks like a list." "Wrong! It's a list."
"I told them to cry using their inside voices."
“In all honesty, I prefer long-form television to the movies. It's so much more convenient to consume entertainment from the comfort of your own home.”
"We don't always get what we want."
"WRONG!"
"WHEN ARE WE GOING TO EAT?!"
"Money. Hard-earned money. The most important substance on Earth besides applause and lip balm."
"You haven't the faintest idea."
"Let me tell you, those children are monsters."
"Well, let's not get carried away."
"Highly suspiciouuus!"
“AHAHAHA! Wait a minute. That wasn’t a fake laugh. That was real.”
"Aren't raspberries delicious? They were my favorite berry when I was your age."
"As you can see, I have provided, at no cost to you, this complementary pile of rocks."
"My, my, my... aren't you a lucky boy?"
"This school has a new kind of spirit energy."
"I've done a lot of good things in my life."
"Man hands on misery to man."
"Gross!"
"These so-called decent people have done more to help my schemes than any of my associates."