(wears a curly white wig)
He replaced Foreman Firstein just before the Baudelaire orphans arrive at Lucky Smells Lumbermill. He wears a doctor's mask, and a white, curly wig that "looks like worms". He is a very mean to the Baudelaires during their time at the lumbermill. His true identity is revealed at the end of The Miserable Mill. He trips Klaus to break his glasses, so Klaus could go to the hospital and hypnotize him. Flacutono is an anagram for Count Olaf. He is really The Bald Man with the Long Nose.