Fandom

Lemony Snicket Wiki

Geraldine Julienne

445pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Comments0 Share
Geraldinejulienne
Geraldine Julienne
Biographical information
Died

Hotel Denouement Fire(Possibly)

Title(s)

Editor

Physical description
Gender

Female

Affiliation
Profession

Reporter for The Daily Punctilio

Loyalty
.
"Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio see that!"
—Geraldine's catchphrase when she comes up with a headline

Geraldine Julienne is the star reporter of The Daily Punctilio. She always carries a microphone and incorrectly reports on events throughout the series. She is also a devoted fan of Esmé Squalor.

Biography

The Vile Village
Though she does not appear in the book, the Baudelaires read her inaccurate newspaper articles.
The Hostile Hospital
She is present for Violet's surgery.
The Carnivorous Carnival
She is at Caligari Carnival to report on the lion show.
The Penultimate Peril
She is with Esmé at the Hotel Denouement. It is unknown if she survives the fire.

Headlines

She thinks up many headlines and exclaims "Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio see that!" Such headlines include:

DOCTOR TELLS HISTORY OF KNIFE.
HEIMLICH HOSPITAL ALMOST FORGETS PAPER WORK.
MURDERER ATTEMPTS TO MURDER MURDERER.
COUNT OLAF THINKS UP IDEA FOR LION SHOW.
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH COUNT OLAF, WHO IS NOT COUNT OMAR, WHO IS DEAD.
FREAKS PUSHED INTO LION PIT.
PEOPLE DISCUSS THINGS CALMLY.

Notes   

- In Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography, she locks Eleanora Poe in the basement of the newspaper building at Esme's instruction.

- The Autobiography also mentions a column written by Geraldine entitled "SECRET ORGANIZATIONS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT" which was going to publish the address of V.F.D.'s headquarters.

- The Beatrice Letters reveals that Geraldine became the new fashion editor shortly after the Duchess of Winnipeg's death. In the same letter, Lemony Snicket refers to Geraldine as a "foolish girl."

Sources

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.