Jerome Squalor
Biographical information

Hotel Denouement Fire (possibly)



Physical description




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Family members

Esmé Squalor (ex-wife), Violet Baudelaire (former adoptive daughter), Klaus Baudelaire (former adoptive son), Sunny Baudelaire (former adoptive daughter)

Love interests

Esmé Squalor (formerly)


Expert on injustice



"Well, I don't want to argue. If you've made up your mind, then you've made up your mind. I'll tell Mr. Poe to find you another guardian. You children are very dear to me, but I don't have your courage. Your mother always said I wasn't brave enough, and I guess she was right. Good luck, Baudelaires. I think you will need it."
—Jerome saying farewell to the Baudelaires

Jerome Squalor makes his first appearance is in book the sixth: The Ersatz Elevator, in which he is married to Esmé Squalor. However, she leaves him to join Count Olaf's troupe.


He is very trusting and kindhearted. For example, he wanted to give money from the In Auction to a family with children who were too poor to afford an apartment after both parents lost their jobs. However, Esmé refused since "if we give money to poor people, then they won't be poor anymore."

He dislikes confrontation and will not challenge Esmé even when her actions could harm the Baudelaires. Jerome avoids disputes with Esmé, as he hates arguing with her (as well as arguing in general), and follows her instructions. When Violet says arguing is sometimes useful and necessary, he replies that he can't think of a single argument that would be useful or necessary. He tells the Baudelaires, "Someday, when you're older, you'll understand." In this sense, Jerome is a pushover and a walking doormat. He is rich and successful, but this position is abused by Esmé to gain access to the Baudelaires.

He is also far less of a follower of fashion than Esmé, and dislikes the idea of buying superfluous items because they are "in". However, he goes with Esmé's fashionable requests anyway, as she is pushy and he does not want to argue. He wanted to give Violet, Klaus, and Sunny a toolkit, almanac, and bronze square for biting, respectively, but Esmé did not agree because those items were "out" and instead insisted on "in" pinstripe outfits.


Before The Ersatz Elevator

He is a friend of Jacques Snicket and it was because of Jacques that he bought the penthouse apartment in 667 Dark Avenue. Jacques told him not to marry Esmé, but the letter was intercepted by the hook-handed man.[1]

He was "very good friends" with Beatrice Baudelaire. They once hiked up Mount Fraught together with a group of friends.

The Ersatz Elevator

Jerome first appears in The Ersatz Elevator as their guardian. While very kind, he does not believe the orphans about Gunther being Count Olaf and refuses to take any sort of protective action for them, saying they are probably suffering from xenophobia.

While having dinner at Café Salmonella, Jerome admits he can't stand the taste of salmon and didn't see the point in arguing with Esmé's choice, thinking that arguing was neither useful nor necessary. Violet mentions that sometimes it's useful to argue, as Klaus elaborates it would mean he could have a meal he enjoyed. Jerome dismisses the line of thought, saying, "Someday, when you're older, you'll understand."

At the end of The Ersatz Elevator, Jerome offers to take the Baudelaire orphans to a place of safety, but they refuse, as their friends the Quagmires are still held captive by Count Olaf. Jerome kisses each Baudelaire on the forehead and then walks away, leaving them once more in the care of Mr. Poe.

Between The Ersatz Elevator and The Penultimate Peril

Later, Jerome reveals that he felt guilty for leaving the Baudelaire. After hearing about what happened in the Village of Fowl Devotees, he begins to search for them but is unsuccessful.

Inspired by Esmé and all the plots he found while searching for the Baudelaire, he begins reading about injustice. Eventually, he writes his own book about injustice, Odious Lusting After Finance (initials spelling OLAF), which "chronicles the history of greedy villains, treacherous girlfriends, bungling bankers, and all the other people responsible for injustice."

The Penultimate Peril

Jerome reappears in The Penultimate Peril at the Hotel Denouement with Justice Strauss. He is relieved to see the Baudelaires again and tells them how sorry he is, how he could never forgive himself for leaving them, and informs them about what he has been up to. Justice Strauss also apologizes to the Baudelaires. Violet says the two have been "noble enough" and the Baudelaires embrace both of them.

Later, Jerome sees Esmé again. When Esmé disagrees with Olaf, Jerome thinks she will be a "noble person again," but she replies, "Let's not go overboard. Just because I'm dumping my boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to be a goody-goody like you. Justice is out. Injustice is in. That's why it's called injustice."

When the Baudelaires are accused of killing Dewey Denouement, he defends them, saying that he is sure they are not murderers and that he has always found them to be polite and kind. During the trial, he submits his book to be used as evidence against Olaf. However, Count Olaf kidnaps the judge while everyone is blindfolded and uses the book as kindling to set fire to the hotel. It is unknown if Jerome survived the fire.

Behind the scenes

He is portrayed by Tony Hale in the TV series.


  • He is one of the multiple characters with the initials J.S. The initials were mentioned multiple times in the series, but it was never revealed to which character(s) the initials were actually referring to.
  • Years ago, Geraldine Julienne wrote a letter to Esmé telling her that Jerome was not married and he visited the Veritable French Diner every morning.