Hotel Denouement fire (possibly)
- "You're the boss, Nero. If you say they're expelled, they're expelled."
- —Mr. Remora unwilling to defend the Baudelaires
Mr. Remora loves bananas and always eats them during class. His teaching method consisted of having students write very tedious short stories which he told orally to the class.
Mr. Remora decided to retire after choking on a banana, and was replaced by Miss K (Kit Snicket), who required her students to read various V.F.D.-related books and was eventually fired by Vice Principal Nero.
Later on, Mr. Remora received an invitation from J.S. (Count Olaf) to attend a cocktail party at the Hotel Denouement, lured by the false claim that bananas would be provided. Unlike his companions Nero and Mrs. Bass, he chooses the side of the Baudelaires in The Penultimate Peril. It remains unknown whether or not he survived the fire that destroyed the Hotel Denouement.
- He and his family are likely a part of V.F.D. as "Remora" is written in a VFD tunnel. It would also explain why he is present at Hotel Denouement.