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Prufrock
Prufrock Prepatory School
Location Information
Residents
Owned By

Vice Principal Nero

Type

Boarding school

Fate

Remains closed for many years [1]

"Memento Mori (remember you will die)."
—The school motto

Prufrock Prepatory School is a gloomy boarding school that serves as the setting for The Austere Academy.

It exemplifies all the horrible and negative aspects about school: pedantic, biased and strict teachers who play favorites, bullying, awful cafeteria food, tons of stressful homework and exams, boring lessons with material that most students will never actually use in real life (such as constantly measuring objects and memorizing details of stories), etc. The school is likely meant to symbolize a school that is preparing students to die, "killing" their free will and independent thought, and teaching them to become mindless obedient workers who respect and submit to authority.

The school is most definitely a V.F.D.-related place. It is likely that after The Schism, it became controlled by the fire-starting side of V.F.D.

In the TV series, the school is depicted as being located in the middle of nowhere, possibly in The Hinterlands. A fence around the perimeter makes the school reminiscent of a prison.

It eventually closed down and went defunct, after one teacher Mrs. Bass was arrested for bank robbery.

About

"Here's a fun bit of trivia. The architect who built this school was severely depressed."
—Mr. Poe on the architecture

It is made up of several buildings that resemble tombstones and sits on a brown lawn. There is a cafeteria, an administrative building, a student dormitory, a library, an auditorium for Vice Principal Nero's violin recitals, and a tin shack for orphan students. A stone archway at the school's entrance is inscribed with the motto "Memento Mori," Latin for "Remember You Will Die."

The dormitory is a gray building, entirely made of stone and shaped like a big toe. Inside is a huge living room with a brick fireplace, a game room, and a large lending library. Every student has his or her own room, with a bowl of fresh fruit placed there every Wednesday. However, in order to live in the dormitory, a student must have a permission slip with the signature of a parent or guardian. Since the Baudelaires' parents are dead, and their previous guardians are dead or fired them, they are forced to live in a tin shack.

The shack was called "The Orphans Shack" since the Quagmires lived there. Bales of hay serve as beds, tiny crabs scurry around, the wallpaper is horrible, with hearts arranged in an unappealing pattern, and orange fungus oozes from the ceiling.

In the TV series, their mascot will apparently be a dead horse because you can't beat a dead horse.[1]

Rules and punishments

The school enforces strict discipline and punishments:

  • If a student is late to the cafeteria, their cups and glasses are taken away and the beverage is served in large puddles.
  • If a student misses one of Nero's 6-hour violin recitals, they are forced to buy him a large bag of candy and watch him eat it.
  • If anyone is late for class, their hands are tied behind their back during meals. The student must lean down and eat their food like a dog.
  • If a student goes to the administrative building without an appointment, they are forced to eat their meals without silverware.

The Austere Academy

Prufrock Preparatory School is a school that the Baudelaires attend in The Austere Academy. Klaus and Violet enroll as students while Sunny becomes an administrative assistant to Nero. Klaus's teacher is Mrs. Bass and Violet's is Mr. Remora. There, they meet Duncan and Isadora Quagmire, who become their friends, and Carmelita Spats who bullies them for being orphans and having dead parents.

During their stay Count Olaf disguises himself as a gym teacher named "Coach Genghis" and hatches a plot to steal their fortune. Although his plan is foiled, the Baudelaires are expelled.

After The Austere Academy

According to Lemony Snicket's autobiography, after the Baudelaires were expelled, Kit Snicket went to Prufrock Preparatory School disguised as a teacher (Ms. K), replacing Mr. Remora after he choked on a banana and retired. She had her students read books relating to V.F.D. Vice Principal Nero fired her when he read an article in The Daily Punctilio supposedly given to him by Mr. and Mrs. Spats, that forbade that particular list of books. When Nero informed her of his decision, Kit grabbed two orphaned students by the ankles and ran off, recruiting them into V.F.D. It is unknown who the students were or if they featured in the books at any point.

The school shuts down much later after Mrs. Bass is arrested for bank robbery at Mulctuary Money Management.

Staff

Students

DramaClub

Lemony Snicket and Count Olaf.

Trivia

  • The school was named after "J. Alfred Prufrock" of T. S. Eliot's The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.
  • There is a contradiction introduced in Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography, where we see a letter written by Vice Principal Nero that was written after Series of Unfortunate Events was published in-universe, and in The Austere Academy, Lemony Snicket claims that Prufrock Preparatory has closed down, meaning that Nero could not have sent the letter with the picture of the students, who shouldn't have been there due to the school being closed.
    • Also, the existence and content of the letter proves that Nero, Remora, Bass, and Carmelita survived the Hotel Donument Fire, although it does not mention it directly.

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TV series

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