The Rhetorical Building is the building in which Lemony Snicket's office is located. It is also one of the nine dreariest buildings in the city. Lemony Snicket's office is on the 13th floor of this building, and for a while Beatrice Snicket had an office on the 14th floor.
It may be the building seen in the film adaptation, which is a clock tower. It may also be the building seen in the title screen of the video game.
- The Beatrice Letters (Mentioned only)