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Shirley St. Ives

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"I'll tell you why I'm Shirley. I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is impolite not to do so."
—Shirley to the Baudelaire orphans

Count Olaf as Dr. Orwell's receptionist in The Miserable Mill.

Shirley St. Ives ( Count Olaf )teams up with the evil eye doctor in order to hypnotize Klaus Baudelaire and make the owner of the Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Sir, believe that the Baudelaires are up to no good. Klaus is successfully hypnotized, and his plights give Sir the choice to either fire them and give them to Shirley, or keep them as workers in the lumber industry. Shirley then gives Foreman Flacutono (The Bald Long-Nosed Man) the task of trying to saw Sir's assistant, Charles, in half so that the Baudelaires will finally be in her clutches. But the Baudelaires save the day, defeating Shirley's plans. Dr. Orwell is killed when she steps in the path of the whirring saw.

Eyebrow Cover-Up

None - Olaf leaves his eyebrows alone this time.

Tattooed Ankle Cover-Up

Olaf uses stockings with the pattern of eyes on them to conceal his tattoo. At the end, though, he takes them off and has to hitch up his skirt to reveal his tattoo.



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