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"I'm afraid you're mistaken. I'm Shirley. See this nameplate? I'll tell you why I'm Shirley. I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is impolite not to do so."
—Shirley to the Baudelaire orphans

Shirley is Count Olaf as Dr. Georgina Orwell's receptionist in The Miserable Mill.

In the books, "her" full name is Shirley T. Sinoit-Pécer, which is "receptionist" backwards.

In the TV series, "her" full name is Shirley St. Ives. The reasoning behind this is unknown.

Shirley may be an oral pun on "Sir-ly", as Count Olaf is a sir in disguise, in the same way "Mandy" is a feminine name and has "man" in it.

The Miserable Mill

Shirley teams up with the evil eye doctor in order to hypnotize Klaus Baudelaire and make the owner of the Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Sir, believe that the Baudelaires are up to no good.

Klaus is successfully hypnotized, and his plights give Sir the choice to either fire them and give them to Shirley, or keep them as workers in the lumber industry.

Shirley then gives Foreman Flacutono (The Bald Long-Nosed Man) the task of trying to saw Sir's assistant, Charles, in half so that the Baudelaires will finally be in "her" clutches. But the Baudelaires save the day, defeating Shirley's plans. Dr. Orwell is killed when she steps in the path of the whirring saw.

Shirley and Flacutono are locked in the library and monitored by Phil. Sir claims that Shirley being Count Olaf is so unbelievable, as he met this young woman who isn't at all like Count Olaf. Sir says Shirley has one eyebrow instead of two, but plenty of wonderful people have that characteristic. Shirley defends "herself", claiming "she" was hypnotized along with the foreman. When Mr. Poe asks to see Shirley's left ankle, Shirley claims it's impolite to look at a woman's legs, but does so anyway. Count Olaf stops pretending to be Shirley and escapes by jumping out the window with his foreman.

Eyebrow Cover-Up

ShirleyLegs

None - Olaf leaves his eyebrows alone this time.

Tattooed Ankle Cover-Up

Olaf uses stockings with the pattern of eyes on them to conceal his tattoo. At the end, though, he takes them off and has to hitch up his skirt to reveal his tattoo.

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