This article needs a big cleanup.
This should be split up into Mr. Spats and Mrs. Spats.
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Mr. and Mrs. Spats are the parents of Carmelita Spats.
It is hard to pinpoint the parents' exact personality, but it can be said that they spoiled their daughter.
They were first mentioned in a letter given to them by Vice Principal Nero. He was thanking them for sending something.
It is unknown if the Man With a Beard But No Hair and the Woman With Hair But No Beard succeeded in burning all of the Snow Scouts' houses, thus it is unknown if the Spats are still living.