Separated into the articles Mr. Spats and Mrs. Spats
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Mr. and Mrs. Spats are the parents of Carmelita Spats.
The Spats are briefly mentioned in a letter given to them by Vice Principal Nero. He thanks them for sending him an article from The Daily Punctilio on the dangers of allowing students to read certain books (presumably the works of Lemony Snicket). Nero uses this information to fire a teacher named Ms. K (implied to be Kit Snicket). Ms. K responds by grabbing two students by the ankles and running away with them. Nero assures Mr. and Mrs. Spats that neither of the two children is their darling daughter Carmelita.
In The Slippery Slope, the Man With a Beard But No Hair and the Woman With Hair But No Beard mention all the fortunes they will secure from the Snow Scouts' families. One such fortune named is the "Spats fortune," implying that Mr. and Mrs. Spats are killed, will be killed, or are thought about being killed like the majority of families with a large fortune in this universe..