Official fire department did not arrive in time to stop the blaze.
BAUDELAIRE MANSION WAS
FULLY DESTROYED WHEN THE
BY ELEANORA POE
Since their parents are dead and they're orphans now, the Baudelaires will taken in by
the well-respected banker Arthur Poe, my dear husband (not brother, no no, dear me),
who is so generously sharing our home with the dear, unfortunate things until a new
home for them is found.
Be sure to check out the next issue for another wonderful dose of schadenfreude.
The Daily Punctilio
"All the News in Fits of Print"