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V.F.D. (disambiguation)for other, similarly-named pages.
V.F.D. or Volunteer Fire Department is a secret society in A Series of Unfortunate Events, which Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire become increasingly involved with after their encounter with Count Olaf. The insignia of the organization appears to be a single eye, made up of the letters 'V,' 'F,' and 'D.' They are the main international organization within the books of which most of the recurring characters are members.
Exactly what V.F.D. does is never made clear, and the organization goes to great lengths to conceal all traces of its activities through the use of complex disguises and codes. Lemony Snicket revealed that they primarily put out fires, but they also carry out other humanitarian acts.
In The Penultimate Peril, Kit Snicket explains that "V.F.D. was once a united group of volunteers, trying to extinguish fires - both literally and figuratively. But now there are two groups of bitter enemies."
Volunteers are recruited by V.F.D. at a very young age if they are seen by other volunteers to be as observative, even those currently at apprenticeship. Neophytes, or young trainees of V.F.D., are carried away by their ankles in the middle of the night. From INfrequently asked questions about VFD (citation needed)it states:
"On the day you officially join the organization, you will hear a noise outside your home. It may sound like the howling of a wolf, the cawing of a crow, (names many different sounds)or the turning of a page. The noise will come in the middle of the night, the middle of the morning, or, in very rare cases, late in the afternoon. Ask your parents what the noise was. If they reply "nothing," they are replying in code, because there is never "nothing" outside one's home. If you are interested in volunteering, answer your parents with the following question: "if there's nothing out there, what was that noise?" We will be listening, and will know it is safe to act."
Recruitment has also been known to occur when a taxi driver attempts to show his passenger a photograph of a baby.
After being taken from their homes (with their parents' permission) neophytes were once taken to the V.F.D. Headquarters where each was given a commonplace book and trained throughout childhood and into adulthood in a particular topic that interested them. Beatrice Baudelaire, for example, was trained in the art of rhetoric. According to Captain Widdershins, “VFD isn’t just a fire department. Aye–it started that way. But the volunteers were interested in every such thing!” Before the schism, Volunteers were required to get a tattoo of the V.F.D. insignia on their left ankles.
- Main article: V.F.D. Codes
The V.F.D. utilizes several codes for communication between Volunteers. After the schism, however, both sides continued to use the same codes, so it is difficult, if not impossible, to tell if the member using the code is on the Fire-Fighting or the Fire-Starting side.
V.F.D. Disguise Training
- Main article: V.F.D. Disguise Training
- Main article: The Schism
The Schism is an incident that occurred within V.F.D. that broke up the members into two sides: The Fire-Starting Side, and the Fire-Fighting side. As stated by Kit Snicket in The End, those sides are literal and figurative. For example, the Fire-Starting Side not only commits arson on certain occasions, but generally causes panic and mayhem wherever they venture. The way the schism was fought out is not known, but it's possible it was fought through the two sides effect points, Reptiles, Birds, Fire, Water, and miscellaneous weaponry of sorts (Olaf's complimentry harpoon gun.)
The Fire-Fighting Side
Members of the Fire-Fighting Side are known as Volunteers. This faction of the organization prizes various values, such as being well-read, arriving early, and drinking bitter tea.
- Josephine Anwhistle
- Gregor Anwhistle
- Isaac Anwhistle
- Beatrice Baudelaire
- Bertrand Baudelaire
- Violet Baudelaire
- Klaus Baudelaire
- Sunny Baudelaire
- Olivia Caliban
- Frank Denouement
- Dewey Denouement
- Ishmael formerly
- C.M. Kornbluth
- S. Theodora Markson
- Dashiell Qwerty
- Montgomery Montgomery
- Mr. Quagmire
- Mrs. Quagmire
- Duncan Quagmire
- Isadora Quagmire
- Quigley Quagmire
- R. (Daughter of Duchess of Winnipeg)
- Gustav Sebald
- Sally Sebald
- Charles Snicket possibly
- Jacob Snicket possibly
- Jacques Snicket
- Kit Snicket
- Lemony Snicket
- Jerome Squalor joined after first appearance
- Justice Strauss joined after first appearance
- Thursday possibly
- Larry the Waiter
- Captain Widdershins
- Weyden possibly former member
- Jacquelyn (TV series only)
The Fire-Starting Side
This faction is home to those V.F.D. Volunteers who are no longer noble. They favor arson, hoard money, and commit murder as they please. Since the schism, they appear to have more resources than the other half of V.F.D and to have more associates throughout the public (e.g. the police and the press).
- The Bald Man with the Long Nose
- Ernest Denouement
- Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender
- Fernald formerly
- Fiona formerly
- Ivan Lachrymose
- Man With a Beard But No Hair
- Count Olaf
- Carmelita Spats
- Esmé Squalor
- Esmé Squalor's Fan Club
- White-Faced Women formerly
- Woman With Hair But No Beard
- Georgina Orwell (Confirmed in TV series only)
A VFD safe place, as quoted by Kit Snicket, is where volunteers can safely gather "to exchange information, discuss plans to defeat our enemies, and return books we borrowed from one another." Before the Schism, there were an innumerous number of safe places across the globe, such as bookstores, banks, restaurants, stationary stores, cafe's, laundromats, opium dens, geodesic domes, etc.
Here is a list of known safe places
- 667 Dark Avenue (The City) formerly
- 1485 Columbia Road (Unknown) formerly
- Baudelaire Mansion (The City) ~Burnt down
- Dr. Montgomery's House (Lousy Lane) ~Burnt down
- Josephine Anwhistle's House (Lake Lachrymose) ~Destroyed during hurricane
- Curdled Cave (Lake Lachrymose) ~Stolen by realtors
- Dr. Orwell's Office (Paltryville)~ formerly
- Quagmire Mansion (The City) ~Burnt down
- Heimlich Hospital (Possibly; Hinterlands) ~Burnt down
- Caligari Carnival (Hinterlands) ~Burnt down
- V.F.D. Mountain Headquarters (Valley of Four Drafts, Mortmain Mountains ) ~Burnt down
- Anwhistle Aquatics ~Burnt down
- Hotel Denouement (The City) ~Burnt down
- Vineyard of Fragrant Grapes
- Valorous Farms Dairy (Unknown) ~Possibly a safe place
- Veritable French Diner (The City)
- Versailles Post Office ~formerly
"The world is quiet here" is the motto of V.F.D. It functions as a password and marks a letter or item as connected to V.F.D.
The V.F.D. Insignia (seen above) is an eye made from the letters 'V,' 'F,' and 'D.' Any member of V.F.D. who joined before the schism has a tattoo on their left ankle of the eye. After the schism, the practice of tattooing members desisted.
Behind the scenes
- In France, the VFD is instead called the VDC due to French translation. It even has a slightly modified version of the eye symbol to fit the letters.
- Translating every instance of V.F.D. into different languages is one of the difficulties the translators go through, as terms such as "Volunteer Fire Department", "Very Fancy Doilies", etc, don't have the same initials in every language.
- Most of the Baudelaires guardians were/have been volunteers of V.F.D. (Count Olaf , Montgomery Montgomery, Josephine Anwhistle, Charles (newly), Jerome (newly) and Esmé Squalor, Hector, Olivia Caliban, Captain Widdershins and Ishmael.)
- In the movie along with the spyglass is a case with VFD on it.
List of V.F.D.s
- Vain Fat Dictator (p. 82, SS)
- Valley of Four Drafts
- Valorous Farms Dairy
- Variable Frequency Drive
- Various Finery Disguises (Phase Two of Disguise Kit, CC and LSUA)
- Veiled Facial Disguises (Phase Three of Disguise Kit, CC)
- Venom Feels Delightful Press (p. 167, LSUA)
- The publishing company for The Mamba du Mal: A Snake That Will Never Kill Me, by Tony "Mommy" Eggmonteror.
- Verbal Fridge Dialogue
- Verdant Flammable Devices (p. SS)
- Verifying Fernald's Defection (p. 220, GG)
- An article from The Daily Punctilio which states that Fernald was responsible for burning down Anwhistle Aquatics.
- Veritable French Diner (repeatedly in LSUA)
- Jerome Squalor's favorite restaurant and where he met Esmé Squalor.
- Vernacularly Fastened Door
- Verse Fluctuation Declaration (p. 157, GG)
- Versed Furtive Disclosure (p. 153, GG)
- The book Klaus finds in the Gorgonian Grotto.
- Vertical Flame Diversion (SS)
- Very False Documents Press (p. 162, LSUA)
- The publishing company which published Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer, by Vincent Francis Doyle.
- Very Fancy Doilies (throughout EE, invented as a red herring)
- Very Fancy Doily Press (p. 164, LSUA)
- Very Fascinating Drama (p. 80, SS)
- Very Fast Delivery (p. 204, LSUA)
- Very Flavorless Diet (p. 102, TE)
- Klaus invents this meaning as a joke. It refers to the seaweed diet they have to eat which is very flavorless indeed.
- Very Fresh Dill
- Very Frightening Danger (p. v, LSUA)
- Under the copyright in the Autobiography, Snicket says:
"If you recognize yourself in any of the photographs or illustrations in this book you may find yourself in Very Frightening Danger and/or slightly embarrassed but there is nothing you can do about it."
- Very Fun Day (p. 81, SS)
- Vessel For Disaccharides
- Village of Fowl Devotees (Vile Village)
- Vincent Francis Doyle (p. 162, LSUA)
- The author of Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer.
- Vinegar-Flavored Doughnuts (p. 81, SS)
- Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes
- Vineyard's Famous Donkeys (in the Autobiography, they are mentioned in the Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes. Also mentioned in p. 202 "CC")
- Violent Frozen Dragonflies (p. 81, SS)
- Violet's Fifteenth Date (p. 249, GG; "date" meaning "birthday")
- Vision Furthering Devices (throughout The Penultimate Peril)
- Visitable Fungal Ditches (p. 102, GG)
- Vital Fan Disclosure (If you send an e-mail to Lemony Snicket, you will receive an "Out of Office AutoReply" that is apparently mailed to you by: Anonymous Representative HarperCollins Publishers Department of Vital Fan Disclosure).
- Voice Fakery Disguises (CC)
- Volatile Fungus Deportation (throughout GG)
- Voluntary Fish Domestication (p. 98, GG)
- Volunteer Factual Dispatches (throughout GG)
- Volunteer Feline Detectives
- Volunteer Fire Department
- Very Fine Dramatists
- Volunteers Fighting Disease (throughout HH)
- Voracious Fierce Dragon (p. 82, SS)
- Voracious Film Discussion Press (p. 165, LSUA)
- This company published I Lost Something at the Movies by Lena Pukalie.
- Very Flammable Detergent (Indirectly mentioned in PP, pg.323)
- Very Fascinating Drama (The Slippery Slope) pg 80