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V.F.D. (disambiguation)for other, similarly-named pages.
V.F.D. or Volunteer Fire Department is a secret society in A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions, which Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire become increasingly more aware of and involved with after their first encounter with Count Olaf. The insignia of the organization appears to be a single eye, made up of the letters 'V,' 'F,' and 'D.' They are the main international organization within the books of which most of the recurring characters are members.
History and activities
Much of V.F.D.'s origins are unknown, such as why the organization began. It existed when Lemony Snicket was a baby, and also before the Baudelaire children were born.
Exactly what V.F.D. does is never made clear, and the organization goes to great lengths to conceal all traces of its activities through the use of complex disguises and codes. Lemony Snicket revealed that they primarily put out fires, but they also carry out other humanitarian acts.
In The Penultimate Peril, Kit Snicket explains that "V.F.D. was once a united group of volunteers, trying to extinguish fires - both literally and figuratively. But now there are two groups of bitter enemies."
- Main article: The Schism
The schism is an incident that occurred within V.F.D. that broke up the members into two sides: The Fire-Starting Side, and the Fire-Fighting side. As stated by Kit Snicket in The End, those sides are literal and figurative. For example, the Fire-Starting Side not only commits arson on certain occasions but generally causes panic and mayhem wherever they go. The way the schism was fought out is not known, but it's possible it was fought using various animals (including reptiles, birds, fish and large carnivorous mammals), fire, water, and miscellaneous weaponry of sorts such as harpoon guns.
It might have begun with the stealing of the Sugar Bowl, or with the murder of Count Olaf's parents, or as a result of Olaf's increasingly greedy and violent behavior. There also is a notable rift between Lemony Snicket and Count Olaf, potentially because Lemony, with help from Beatrice Baudelaire, Bertrand Baudelaire and Kit Snicket, may have murdered Olaf's parents, which potentially expands on Olaf's hatred of the Baudelaire children. However, as Kit is Lemony's sister and it is unlikely they have a huge age gap, and because the schism happened when Kit was four, it is unlikely the potential murder of Olaf's parents is the cause of the schism.
Volunteers are recruited by V.F.D. at a very young age if they are seen by other volunteers to be observant, even those currently at apprenticeship. Neophytes, or young trainees of V.F.D., are carried away by their ankles in the middle of the night.
From "Infrequently asked questions about V.F.D.", a Q and A seen in Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography, it states:
- "On the day you officially join the organization, you will hear a noise outside your home. It may sound like the howling of a wolf, the cawing of a crow (names many different sounds), or the turning of a page. The noise will come in the middle of the night, the middle of the morning, or, in very rare cases, late in the afternoon. Ask your parents what the noise was. If they reply "nothing," they are replying in code, because there is never "nothing" outside one's home. If you are interested in volunteering, answer your parents with the following question: 'if there's nothing out there, what was that noise?' We will be listening, and will know it is safe to act."
Recruitment has also been known to occur when a taxi driver attempts to show his passenger a photograph of a baby, something that notably happened in The Reptile Room.
After being taken from their homes (with their parents' permission) neophytes were once taken to the V.F.D. Headquarters where each was given a commonplace book and trained throughout childhood and into adulthood in a particular topic that interested them. Beatrice Baudelaire, for example, was trained in the art of rhetoric. According to Captain Widdershins, "VFD isn't just a fire department. Aye–it started that way. But the volunteers were interested in every such thing!" Before the schism, Volunteers were required to get a tattoo of the V.F.D. insignia on their left ankles.
- Main article: V.F.D. Codes
The V.F.D. utilizes several codes for communication between Volunteers. After the schism, however, both sides continued to use the same codes, so it is very difficult, if not impossible, to tell if the member using the code is on the Fire-Fighting or the Fire-Starting side.
V.F.D. Disguise Training
- Main article: V.F.D. Disguise Training
The Fire-Fighting Side
Members of the Fire-Fighting Side are known as Volunteers. This faction of the organization prizes various values, such as being well-read, arriving early, and drinking bitter tea.
- Josephine Anwhistle (presumed deceased)
- Gregor Anwhistle (deceased)
- Isaac Anwhistle (deceased)
- Beatrice Baudelaire (deceased)
- Bertrand Baudelaire (deceased)
- Violet Baudelaire
- Klaus Baudelaire
- Sunny Baudelaire
- Olivia Caliban (deceased)
- Frank Denouement
- Dewey Denouement (deceased)
- Fernald (later on, originally on Fire-Starting Side)
- Ishmael (formerly)
- C.M. Kornbluth (deceased)
- S. Theodora Markson
- Dashiell Qwerty (deceased)
- Montgomery Montgomery (deceased)
- Mr. Quagmire (deceased)
- Mrs. Quagmire (deceased)
- Duncan Quagmire
- Isadora Quagmire
- Quigley Quagmire
- R. (Daughter of Duchess of Winnipeg)
- Gustav Sebald (deceased)
- Sally Sebald
- Charles Snicket (possibly)
- Jacob Snicket (possibly)
- Jacques Snicket (deceased)
- Kit Snicket (deceased)
- Lemony Snicket
- Jerome Squalor (joined after first appearance)
- Justice Strauss (joined after first appearance)
- Thursday (possibly)
- Larry the Waiter
- Captain Widdershins
- Weyden (possibly former member)
- Jacquelyn (TV series only)
The Fire-Starting Side
This faction is home to those V.F.D. Volunteers who are no longer noble. They favor arson, hoard money, and commit murder as they please. Since the schism, they appear to have more resources than the other half of V.F.D and to have more associates throughout the public (e.g. the police and the press).
- The Bald Man with the Long Nose (deceased)
- Ernest Denouement (possibly deceased)
- Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender (deceased)
- Fernald (formerly)
- Fiona (formerly)
- Ivan Lachrymose
- Man With a Beard But No Hair
- Count Olaf (deceased)
- Carmelita Spats (possibly deceased)
- Esmé Squalor (possibly deceased)
- Esmé Squalor Fan Club
- White-Faced Women (formerly)
- Woman With Hair But No Beard
- Georgina Orwell (Confirmed in TV series only, deceased)
These names are seen in a VFD tunnel in the TV series, implying their connection to the organization:
- Remora (he defends the Baudelaires during their trial, so likely Fire-Fighting side)
- Julienne (she is a fan of Esmé and slanders the Baudelaires in her articles, so likely Fire-Starting side)
- Bruce (it is unknown if he is truly related to Carmelita, but a relative of hers is, likely Fire-Starting side judging by Carmelita's behavior)
- Hal (he is likely recruited by Kit and he uses the "sad occasion" phrase, implying he has become involved with V.F.D. If he is with V.F.D. it is likely the Fire-Fighting side)
Ray Hardwood, who was only mentioned in a very brief flash of a book in the TV series, may be part of V.F.D. If yes, then presumably the Fire-Starting side, because he was suspected of starting the Lucky Smells Lumbermill fire.
A VFD safe place, as quoted by Kit Snicket, is where volunteers can safely gather "to exchange information, discuss plans to defeat our enemies, and return books we borrowed from one another." Before the schism, there were an innumerous number of safe places across the globe, such as bookstores, banks, restaurants, stationary stores, cafe's, laundromats, opium dens, geodesic domes, etc.
Here is a list of known safe places:
- 667 Dark Avenue (The City) – Formerly
- 1485 Columbia Road (Unknown) – Formerly
- Baudelaire Mansion (The City) – Burnt down
- Dr. Montgomery's House (Lousy Lane) – Burnt down
- Josephine Anwhistle's House (Lake Lachrymose) – Destroyed during Hurricane Herman
- Curdled Cave (Lake Lachrymose) – Stolen by realtors
- Dr. Orwell's Office (Paltryville) – Formerly
- Quagmire Mansion (The City) – Burnt down
- Heimlich Hospital (Hinterlands) – Possibly a safe place; burnt down by Count Olaf
- Caligari Carnival (Hinterlands) – Burnt down by Count Olaf
- V.F.D. Mountain Headquarters (Valley of Four Drafts, Mortmain Mountains) – Burnt down by the Man with a Beard But No Hair and the Woman with Hair But No Beard.
- Anwhistle Aquatics – Burnt down by Fernald
- Hotel Denouement (The City) – Burnt down by the Baudelaire children as a way to warn the fire-fighting side of the V.F.D. that it was no longer safe.
- Vineyard of Fragrant Grapes
- Valorous Farms Dairy (Unknown) – Possibly a safe place
- Veritable French Diner (The City)
- Versailles Post Office – Formerly
- The Island
"The world is quiet here" is the motto of V.F.D. It functions as a password and marks a letter or item as connected to V.F.D. It is also the phrase volunteers use to mark their allegiance in the field. 
The V.F.D. Insignia (seen above) is an eye made from the letters 'V,' 'F,' and 'D.' Any member of V.F.D. who joined before the schism has a tattoo on their left ankle of the eye. After the schism, the practice of tattooing members desisted.
Behind the scenes
- In France, the V.F.D. is instead called the V.D.C. due to French translation. It even has a slightly modified version of the eye symbol to fit the letters. In Italy, V.F.D. is called V.F., although the eye symbol was not altered from the original illustrations.
- Translating every instance of V.F.D. into different languages is one of the difficulties the translators go through, as terms such as "Volunteer Fire Department", "Very Fancy Doilies", etc, don't have the same initials in every language.
- Most of the Baudelaires guardians were/have been volunteers of V.F.D. This includes Count Olaf , Montgomery Montgomery, Josephine Anwhistle, Charles (newly), Jerome (newly), Esmé Squalor, Hector, Olivia Caliban, Captain Widdershins, Kit Snicket, and Ishmael.
- In the movie, along with the spyglass, is a case with V.F.D. on it.